Red Hot Beauties: Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Munn

Red Hot Beauties: Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Munn

Hotties Scarlett Johansson (26) and Olivia Munn (30) looked pretty in different shades of red dresses and nude heels at 2 events last week.

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Olivia Munn at the Comedy Awards: pageanty famewhore or cute?

Olivia Munn at the Comedy Awards: pageanty famewhore or cute?

I have no idea why I’ve been covering so much Olivia Munn stuff. To me, she’s almost exactly like Kate Bosworth or Rachel Bilson - which is to say, completely useless, a talent less famewhore. But unlike Bilson and Bosworth, Olivia is rather new to the famewhore game. It seems like it’s just been within the past year that she’s really begun to go to every single event, and tried to get her name in every single story. Maybe she got a new publicist or something. Maybe she’s trying to show Justin Timberlake that she’s got the right stuff to be his A-list girlfriend.

Anyway, these are photos of Olivia Munn at last night’s first annual comedy awards. For the most part, it was a sausage party of male comedians, but there were a few women there, and they were all dressed in suits or business-cocktail kind of outfits. Olivia was the only one wearing a bright pageant gown. And why is she there again? Oh, right. Because she’s “funny”. Because her schtick is “the hot girl who cracks jokes”. Right.

 

A little Jon Stewart, if it makes you feel better. But I’m still mad at him for hiring Olivia for The Daily Show. She’s really ruined it, hasn’t she?

 

 

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Olivia Munn in black velvet at the opera: gorgeous or tragic?

Olivia Munn in black velvet at the opera: gorgeous or tragic?

Last night was opening night for the Metropolitan Opera’s premiere of Rossini’s Le Comte Ory. The event was sponsored by Yves Saint Laurent, and as you can imagine, many of the “fashion girls” and New York A-listers walked the red carpet. And Olivia Munn. I’m assuming this gown she’s wearing is YSL, because the event sponsorship and because it genuinely looks like YSL. I give Olivia credit for dressing appropriately for the occasion, and if ever there’s a fashion need to don lady-like gloves, it’s an opera. I will also give Olivia credit for the fit of this gown - it looks beautiful on her admittedly great figure. But still, this is not Opera Hair. Nor is it Opera Makeup. Why does she always get the hair and makeup wrong? Is it a compulsion for her? Instead of looking put together, she looks like she just wandered onto the red carpet from her fitting.

Also - Olivia is having a bad week. You know how she’s a “television star” now because she on that NBC show Perfect Couples? Yeah, that junk just got canceled, because nearly everybody hated it and no one watched it. The show is being replaced with a new sitcom starring Paul Resier. Because it’s the early 1990s. Well, at least Olivia has her Daily Show gig, right? God, she sucks so much on that show I barely even watch it nowadays for fear she will make an appearance and I’ll be too filled with rage to even fall asleep.

 

 

 

 

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